Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Drake + Chris Brown Won’t Have to Pay for Ruining a Nightclub’s Reputation
Even though their inane fight over who got to date Rihanna injured multiple people and caused an untold amount of damage, a judge let Drake and Chris Brown off the hook because boys will be boys.
Kind of.
New ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Features That Jennifer Lawrence + Liam Hemsworth Scene You Were Waiting For [VIDEO]
If Peeta and Katniss (given the hilarious mashup name Peeniss by fans) are your thing, there will be plenty of angst in the upcoming 'Hunger Games: Catching Fire' film. But since there will also be a lip lock between Katniss and Gale (aka Kale), that should make the other half of the fandom happy.
If you're in that latter group, the brand new theatrical trailer has some Jennifer Lawrence on Liam H
Beyonce + Robert Pattinson Dispel All Rumors of Beef [PHOTO]
Robert Pattinson was the brunt of a tabloid joke earlier in the month (read: fake story), with In Touch reporting that he tried to see Beyonce at a meet-and-greet on July 1, only to be denied at the door because he didn't have the right credentials.
But it didn't take long for that rumor to go down in flames -- and there's even photographic evidence.
Prince William + Kate Middleton Welcome Their Royal Baby
Hear ye, hear ye! On this day, July 22, Prince William and yon wife Kate Middleton have successfully created the third successor in line for the British throne: a (still unnamed) baby boy.
That's right, kids. The royal bun has officially exited the royal oven. And Kanye had nothing to do with it.
Billy Ray + Tish Cyrus Decided They’re Not Getting Divorced After All
Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus (the people you can blame for bestowing Miley Cyrus upon the world) have called off their divorce, crediting couples counseling for their reconciliation.
Jane Lynch Tearfully Remembers Cory Monteith on ‘The Tonight Show’ [VIDEO]
Jane Lynch was talking to Jay Leno last night (July 17) on 'The Tonight Show' when talk turned to her deceased 'Glee' co-star Cory Monteith, who passed away on July 13 due to an accidental drug overdose.
Robert Downey Jr., Channing Tatum + Hugh Jackman Are Hollywood’s Best Paid Actors
Things are going well for the super-heroic hunks of Hollywood, with 'Iron Man' portrayer Robert Downey Jr., White House savior Channing Tatum and Wolverine himself -- Hugh Jackman -- landing the top three spots on the list of Tinseltown's highest paid actors.
Fergie’s Legally Changing Her Name to … Fergie
Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie's real name isn't Fergie -- it's actually Stacy Ann Ferguson, but she's filed paperwork to legally change it to Fergie Duhamel.
Adam Sandler Tells David Letterman About That Time He Was Attacked by a Cheetah [VIDEO]
Adam Sandler was talking to David Letterman on Tuesday night (to promote his new film 'Grown Ups 2') when talked turned to that time he was on safari in South Africa and was attacked by a cheetah.
Hey, it could happen to anyone.
Kanye West Says His Bizarrely Bad ‘Black Skinhead’ Music Video Isn’t Quite Done Yet [VIDEO]
Kanye West's official website posted the music video for his song 'Black Skinhead' yesterday -- and then abruptly pulled it. We initially assumed it was because it's terrible, or because 'The Wolf of Wall Street' is a much better music video despite being a film trailer.
But in actuality? Seems someone leaked the video before it was done.
Jenny McCarthy In ‘Serious Talks’ to Join ‘The View’
Daytime gab fest 'The View' has been something of a revolving door lately, what with Elisabeth Hasselbeck getting the boot and Barbara Walters planning on retiring. In addition, Joy Behar is also leaving the show -- and it looks like Jenny McCarthy might replace her.
Is anyone else having painful 'Singled Out' flashbacks or is it just us?
Pierce Brosnan’s Daughter Dies of Ovarian Cancer
Actor Pierce Brosnan's daughter Charlotte has died after a lengthy battle with ovarian cancer. She was just 41 years old.