Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Kris Jenner Wants to Make You a Kardashian for a Day + Give You Parenting Advice
We may not have dodged that pesky Mayan apocalypse after all -- because Kris Jenner has her very own talk show premiering on July 15, and a whole slew of promotions to go with it.
Among them? She wants to take a hostage make someone a Kardashian for a day.
Justin Bieber + His Posse Acted Like Punks at an Indoor Skydiving Facility + Were Banned for Life
Earning his new royal title Sir Bratticus, Justin Bieber has now been banned for life from an indoor skydiving facility in Sin City for being ill-behaved and for not properly potty-training his security team (basically).
Stop Us If You’ve Heard This One: Chris Brown Was Accused of Assaulting a Girl
Chris Brown, who will probably always be known as "that guy who beat the hell out of Rihanna," has once again been accused of assault -- this time against a 24-year-old female nightclub-goer.
Apparently Dame Judi Dench Makes Naughty Needlepoint in Her Free Time
Proving even more what a BAMF she is, Dame Judi Dench once spent her downtime on movie sets doing subversive needlework littered with words you can't say on network television.
Birth Certificate Proves Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Really Did Name Their Baby North West [PHOTO]
Last night we passed along reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their brand new baby North, and now we have the birth certificate to prove it.
Sorry, baby North West, sounds like you're legally bound to this name until you can emancipate yourself.
Paula Deen Thinks Being an Old Southerner Gives Her an Excuse for Being Racist
Paula Deen issued a statement about that deposition she gave in which she freely admitted to things like using the n-word, making derogatory comments about her staff and expecting them to pose as slaves for a wedding she was planning.
In a nutshell: She's old and Southern, so what did you expect?
Chris Brown + Miley Cyrus Unsurprisingly Voted Worst Celebrity Role Models by Parents
In today's News of the Obvious, lady-beater Chris Brown and Miley "has she become a stripper yet?" Cyrus have been voted the worst celebrity role models in a recent poll of 2,400 parents around the world.
Cher Rocked It on ‘The Voice’ – But What the Hell Was That Thing On Her Head? [VIDEO]
Cher made her triumphant return to the stage last night on 'The Voice,' performing live for the first time in a decade, but while her new single 'Woman's World' was an upbeat girl-power anthem, we were a more than a little distracted by what the legend had on her head.
Mila Kunis (Sort Of) Admits She’s In Love With Ashton Kutcher
Notoriously private actress Mila Kunis still refuses to talk about boyfriend Ashton Kutcher, but that didn't stop her from teasing a reporter about how being in love is the best thing ever.
Kim Kardashian Gives Birth to a Baby Girl
She wasn't due until next month, but apparently the bun in her oven decided it was fully baked, thanks -- because Kim Kardashian has given birth to a daughter.
Kanye West Rants About the Grammys + How Steve Jobs’ Death Allowed Him to Live
If there's one thing Kanye West loves to do, it's talk about Kanye West. Which, if you let him (or even if you don't), he will do at length. Because as God told his second son, Yeezus, "It's cool, dude. You're the branches that feed the people."
So in a very long New York Times interview to promote his new album, Kanye West opened up about being the best Grammy winner ever, not understan
Scarlett Johansson Sues an Author for Using Her Name in His Novel
A word to all of you writers with hopes of one day being published: Unless you have a good lawyer, never invoke the name of Scarlett Johansson in your novel. She's likely to file suit if you do.