Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Penis Cloud Is an X-Rated Phallic Weather Phenomenon
The forecast? Cloudy with a chance of wood.
IKEA’s Charred All-Black ‘Ninja’ Hot Dog Is a Culinary Curiosity
Putting things together is a hallmark of IKEA, but we'd love to know who decided to put this together.
Nothing Will Stop Determined Kitten From Hanging With Puppy Pal
For anyone who says cats and dogs fight like, well, cats and dogs, we say, "Bah humbug." Or, more appropriately, "Bah hum-cat."
Get a Load of the World’s Premiere Dollar Bill Nose Balancer
Kip Burrus has one of those gifts that may not make him rich, which is odd, since it involves money.
Vacuum and Harmonica Team Up for Some Surprisingly Sweet Sounds
It's not a combination on par with, say, peanut butter and jelly, but these two items seem to go pretty well together.
Barnes and Noble to Test Selling…Alcohol?
How do you stop the tidal wave of people shopping online? Get 'em drunk.
Obvious Study Says Tons of People Use Social Media at Work for Personal Reasons
It's hard to believe, but there was a time when people had to kill time at work without the benefit of the internet.
Trade in Your Dad for a Better One in Hilarious ‘Father’s Day Blowout’
You may be wondering what to buy your dad this Father's Day. How about treating yourself to something -- or someone -- instead?
Girl Gets Poison Ivy on Eyes and OH THE HOLY HORROR!!!
And you think you react poorly to poison ivy?
How Much Will America Spend on Father’s Day?
Dad -- the guy who taught you to ride your bike, coached you in Little League and helped you do your algebra homework. A tie just isn't going to cut it, is it?
Eat Up — ‘Brunchfast’ Is a New Meal for All the Fatties Out There
We Americans already stuff our faces enough without needing another reason to eat.
If Cell Phone Commercials Told the Truth (We’d All Be Bummed)
Whether it's Verizon's "Can you hear me now?" or AT&T's Lily, cell phone commercials have been bombarding us for years now. The thing is, if you've seen one carrier you've seen them all.