Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
Drunk Dude Is Convinced a Fence Is Really an ATM
This guy needs to be cut off.
Lightning Strikes Moving Car, Maybe Stay Home ‘Til It Clears Up
It's not only the roadway you should pay attention to when you're behind the wheel.
Focused Reporter Is Unfazed by Spider Crawling on Her Arm
Breaking news: nothing can stop this woman from doing her job.
Dad Who Drops Foul Ball Scars His Young Son for Life
There's nothing better than going to a game and catching a foul ball. There's nothing worse than going to a game and blowing a golden opportunity to catch one.
Coke Zero Is No More, Being Replaced With Coke Zero Sugar
RIP to a popular soda.
Soap Hockey Is the Slipperiest Fun You’ll Ever Have With a Puck
We may be in the thick of summer, but hockey is most definitely in the equally thick humid air.
Insane Waterslide Jumper Risks Breaking His Sphincter
Any waterslide experience you've ever had pales in comparison to this one.
Wow, Workers Waste a Ton of Time Each Day on Personal Business
Sounds like America's workers are phoning it in.
Man Goes Haywire, Shoots Trucks Parked Outside His Home
This guy was so truckin' upset.
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer Resigns
White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has stepped down, reports the 'New York Times.'
It’s Official! Ryan Seacrest Will Return to Host ‘American Idol’
Turns out you can go home again.