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Madonna Would Rather Party With Ashton Kutcher Than With Demi Moore
Not to be upstaged by any other woman in denial of her true age, Madonna invited Ashton Kutcher to her 2013 Oscars party instead of Demi Moore, who was once was one of her besties.
Bobby Brown Must Not Pass Go or Collect $200, But Instead Go Straight to Jail
Bobby Brown is heading to the slammer.
Rihanna Got a Restraining Order Against That Dude Who Tried Breaking Into Her House
Rihanna is terrified of a stalker who tried breaking into her home -- so she's taking appropriate actions to keep him the heck away from her.
Michelle Williams + Jason Segel Broke Up And We Can’t Stop Pouting About It
Jason Segel and Michelle Williams were so cute and low key together ... and now they're done, and we're sad.
Kanye West Is Butthurt About the Grammys and Hates Jay-Z + Justin Timberlake’s ‘Suit & Tie’ [VIDEO]
Kanye West is reminding everyone why he annoyed us so much for so long. After a relatively rant-free, quiet period, the egomaniacal rapper and future Kim Kardashian baby daddy went in on the Grammys, white people, Jay-Z and Justin Timberlake. Because of course he did.
Adele Brings the House Down With ‘Skyfall’ at the 2013 Oscars [VIDEO]
The 2013 Oscars were business as usual for Adele. And by "business as usual," we mean "she slayed and acted like it was nothing."
Seth MacFarlane Opens the 2013 Oscars With Class – And a Whole Lot of Funny [VIDEO]
Upon learning that he was hosting the 2013 Oscars, Seth MacFarlane claims his reaction was simple: "It's an honor that everyone else said no."
MacFarlane mocked the pomp and circumstance of the Oscars, but he still showed the Academy Awards grace and respect. Though this was not one of the Comedy Central roasts that the 'Family Guy' creator was used to, he still killed it.
Jessica Biel Dances Much More Awkwardly Than Justin Timberlake Ever Will [VIDEO]
Jessica Biel is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet, but if there's one thing we now know she can't do, it's dance.
Justin Bieber Took a Girl Who Isn’t Selena Gomez Out After the 2013 BRIT Awards [PHOTO]
While we were still waiting for Selena Gomez to take Justin Bieber back in an effort to make 'Spring Breakers' look less damning and herself seem more relevant, he went and moved right along.
This time, it's not a hot mess reality starlet, but a stunning British beauty.
Looks like Gomez will have to keep getting drunk for publicity now.
Britney Spears May Already Have a Nice, Normal New Boyfriend
Everyone worried that Britney Spears would have a meltdown when her fiance Jason Trawick broke up with her, but come on. It's Britney, bitch -- and she's already moved on.
Harry Styles Is Too Busy With Strippers + Tail to Care About Taylor Swift’s 2013 Grammys Diss
While Taylor Swift often refuses to outright talk about her personal life, she has no problem making a spectacle out of it and then complaining when people gossip about it. Case in point: Her opening performance of the 2013 Grammys, in which she used a British accent to mock her ex, One Direction singer Harry Styles.
Unfortunately for Swift, Styles couldn't care less.
Paris Hilton Celebrates Her Birthday – On the Floor
Paris Hilton, determined at 32 to look like she's going on 17 with a fake ID, partied on her birthday with her 21-year-old boyfriend (and possible fiance). And also with her parents.
Oh, and she spent a little time on the floor. Classy!