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Lindsay Lohan Can Ward Off Hurricanes Now
When she isn't busy not showing up for work, fighting with her dad or looking for a new publicist, Lindsay Lohan spends her time keeping the world safe from dangerous weather phenomena.
And if you silly people on the East Coast would just LISTEN TO HER, maybe you could stop boarding up your windows and just relax already.
Justin Timberlake + Jessica Biel Are Married
We knew it was likely to happen this weekend, but apparently Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel think Saturday weddings are trite -- because word just came down that the two already tied the knot in Italy.