Speaking volumes about the overcrowding in the Los Angeles correctional system, Bobby Brown, who was sentenced to spend 55 days in jail and turned himself in just yesterday (March 20) ... is already out. After logging just nine hours in the clink.
Nine hours. Out of 55 days. For his third DUI. Awesome.
Even though their heavily televised marriage lasted a mere 72 days, Kim Kardashian swore under oath in a nine hour deposition that she did, in fact, love Kris Humphries.
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland to Egg En Schwiler? Hey guys, I'm looking for a Bland to Egg En Schwiler!"
March 21, 2013 We're all excited for the release of Anchorman II but until then, we'll have to settle for this. Taylor Swift teaming up with the Legendary Ron Burgundy for a "Trouble" remix. (Not really, but almost as great as the goat remix.)
March 21, 2013 In another Rihanna "Feel Good Song of the Day" we go back to 2007 for the second single off her third studio album Good Girl Gone Bad. "Shut Up and Drive" has regularly been featured in Rihanna's live performances and tours, but no news on whether or not she'll be performing this one on Sunday at the Xcel.
Whoa. Comedian Russell Brand is always looking for a laugh, but he may have gone below the belt by dissing his 14-month marriage to Katy Perry as a "drag."
March 20, 2013 "We Ride" from 2006 is Rihanna in a different light. It's Rihanna before we saw a different side of her thanks to Twitter and Instagram, before her infamous relationship with Chris Brown, and before she got her break on the big screen in "Battleship." "We Ride" is a much more innocent 18 year old Rihanna.
March 20, 2013 It's a new trend, regular people asking Celebrities to Prom or other dances. And why not, sometimes it works out.
Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can be Elizabeth Taylor, then surely Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is allowed to continue the ruination of Liz's memory by comparing her daughter Kim to the violet-eyed legend.
Goose, meet gander.
There's bound to be some underwear dancing going on after Tom Cruise's 2009 wiretapping case was finally dismissed in a Los Angeles courtroom earlier this week.
March 20, 2013 Pop music fans rejoice, Justin Timberlake is back and it was well worth the wait. A lot has happened since his last c.d. he is married now, has a few more movies under his belt, and more stints on Saturday Night Live. Plus some old favorites are back on the scene too.
If you're ever looking for Lindsay Lohan, checking the county jail is always a good place to start. Over the course of just a few years, the one-time promising actress has managed to get in trouble enough times to warrant herself six impressive publicly-released mugshots -- and even more arrests.
