Leave it to Ellen and her staff to find some outrageous toys that are actually out on the market this year (except one that was pulled from shelves). I would guess, or hope these are not on your kids wish list.
It's been about 24 hours since I posted the picture of my beard ornaments. Earlier a friend of mine told me "Looks like you made the front page of Reddit, congratulations!". I had to go see for myself what the "good" people of Reddit had to say.