I understand collecting and being excited about seeing certain things or adding something to your collection, heck, last month I let out a little scream of excitement when I added Idaho to my collection of state spoons, what a day!

This guy is a "foamer", or a railroad enthusiast, and gets super excited to see some vintage train locomotives in New York.

This guy climaxes in to screams and goosebumps of enjoyment at the sight of the obviously rare trains, dare I say this man had a traingasm, anyone have a smoke for him?