Katy Perry Wants a Time Machine
Katy Perry is moving on from her split with Russell Brand, but she’s still a bit wounded about it. The Sun reports that Perry wishes ‘Back to the Future’ were real so she could make different decisions.
“I’d like to use a time machine and go back to a specific date, please,” she joked about her choice to marry comedian Brand in 2010. Perry also said she’s been pretty low key since the split, telling the paper, “I feel like an 80 year old in an assisted-living condo.”
It’s an interesting quote from Perry, as she recently called her ex lame. The reports come shortly after Perry’s rumored rebound with model Baptiste Giabiconi seemingly fizzled out, and also not long from when her bestie revealed that Brand may have cheated on the ‘Part of Me’ singer.
Despite the conflicting reports, it appears that the pair’s split was as amicable as it could be in their given situation. Brand turned down taking any of Perry’s earnings from throughout their marriage — he was entitled to half and could have walked away with over $30 million — as well as his claim to their mansion. Perry signed her divorce papers with a smiley face, though it can be viewed as her being happy to be rid of Brand more so than actually being happy.
In any event, we’re glad Perry doesn’t have access to a time machine just yet. Her break up songs are stellar!