Santa in Madison Wisconsin Cited With a D.W.I.
Now everyone knows that Santa has lot's of helpers spread out all over the world, but this is one of them that will permanently be on Santa's naughty list!
69 year old John Schuster was driving home from a Christmas party in a Santa Costume outside of Madison, when he crashed into the back of a sheriffs department vehicle. The sheriff was parked on the shoulder with lights flashing to slow down vehicles because of a accident further up the road.
Not only did Schuster crash into the sheriff while driving drunk, this is his 4th DWI in the State of Wisconsin. Obviously he was not a key player in Santa's group, because Christmas presents were delivered with out a hitch again this year.