If you lie awake each night wondering, "Am I properly supplied in the event of a zombie apocalypse?, then maybe you should consider getting the ZERO (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) kit.

For a mere $23,999, Optics Planet will outfit you with an everything you need to fight off zombies, including first-aid stuff, weapon accessories, and even lab equipment (so you can look for a cure to the zombie plague, of course).

Optics Planet describes this as a "modestly priced zombie extermination package."  Um, modestly priced?  I guess you can't really put a price tag on the safety of your family, but $24,000 seems a little steep to me!