Jeanne and I regularly laugh about how she always misunderstands names when people call in for contests on the air. To her credit, phone calls aren't always crystal clear; so it's hard to blame her. Starbucks employees, on the other hand, have the benefit of being face-to-face with the person they are talking to. Even with that advantage, it doesn't always seem to matter.

You've probably heard about the story where a woman named Virginia was actually named Vagina on her cup of coffee. This trend goes beyond just that instance, with all sorts of awesome examples below.

Simon

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Ian

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Thomas

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Patrick

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Audrey

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Annie

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Chad

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Brian

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Caleb

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Zack

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Ryan

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Dan

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Phil

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Joni

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Lauren

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Elliot

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Will

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Virginia

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Melissa

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