Summer Blockbuster? Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris In “Chuck Norris” [VIDEO]
There are quite a few facts known about Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take sh*t from anybody.
They found Chuck’s diary…It is now known as The Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris can put toothpaste back in tube.
Every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take – Chuck Norris will be watching you.
Chuck Norris is the reason why the man is on the moon.
And Chuck Norris stars as Chuck Norris in a new movie, “Chuck Norris.”
It’s true! Check out the trailer: