From Charlie Sheen to the big Cantaloupe Listeria Outbreak, and Occupying Wall Street to the Tweeting former Representative Anthony Weiner, JibJab covers the big headlines that made 2011 such a memorable year

The train makes stops in Goddess Harbor and Tiger Valley, but when one babe asks if Normalville is on the route, Sheen quips that “we left there a long time ago.”

According to EW.com, Sheen will play “a mild-mannered, non-confrontational man” who “is ordered to attend group anger management sessions led by a therapist who could probably use some anger management himself.”

According to sources for TMZ, the former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star, who was unceremoniously fired from the top-rated CBS sitcom in March for disparaging comments he made at creator Chuck Lorre, has reportedly received a “big offer” to star in a new sitcom that could hit the airwaves as soon as January.

Though reps for CBS, studio Warner Bros. and Kutcher declined to comment, sources claim the deal is "all but signed." Kutcher also posted a coy tweet late Thursday night, asking, "What's the square root of 6.25?"

Deadline is exclusively reporting that British actor Hugh Grant was "deep in final negotiations" to replace Charlie Sheen on the long running - and currently in limbo - CBS sitcom 'Two and a Half Men.' However, at the last minute, Grant pulled out, due to creative differences.

The former 'Two and a Half Men' star, who just wrapped his ill-fated 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour, released a single today that features his trademarked catchphrase, 'Winning.'

Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that Lorre has pitched a reboot of the series that would involve a "significant role" for co-star Jon Cryer and introduce a new, yet-to-be-cast character.

But just because they share the same flair for controversy and self-promotion doesn't mean that Sheen is supporting Trump's unusual run for President.

In fact, Sheen is quite wary of The Donald, telling the crowd at the Palm Beach, FL, stop of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth' tour an anecdote about the time Trump gave him a gift of a pair of cufflinks, which Trump had bragged were platinum and diamond and worth $100,000.

According to the Chicago Tribune, the troubled actor, who is in the midst of his 'Violent Torpedo of Truth / Defeat Is Not an Option' tour, sat down with a local Boston radio station Tuesday night, during which he said there have been "discussions" about a possible return to the top-rated CBS sitcom.

"There have been discussions, but I was asked not to divulge anything," he told WBZ-FM.

Sheen also admitted that his erratic behavior played a role in getting him fired from the series.

Hydro-gliff, a California company that was formed last month and has the same address as Sheen's lawyer, has applied to trademark 22 of Sheen's notorious utterances, such as "Duh, Winning," "Tiger Blood," "Rock Star from Mars" and "I’m Not Bipolar, I’m Bi-Winning."

Within the first few hours of the 45 year old "unemployed winner" joining twitter he had over 300,ooo followers and at last check 3 tweets.  See the "Shweets" after the break.