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Man Steals Ex's Engagement Ring, Gives It To His Wife

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 14:40:35 +0000

Donald Albritton’s marriage was going through a rough patch, so he turned to his ex-girlfriend for help. The catch is Megan White, the 35-year old’s former-flame, didn’t exactly get a say in the matter… That’s because Albritton swiped White’s engagement ring, planning to give the jewelry to his current wife as a peace offering. According [...]

In a Strange and Unexpected Turn of Events, Drunk Man Desires Sex

Jackie Mancini — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 21:40:02 +0000

As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That’s why this South Carolina man’s very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped. Just kidding, everyone wants to bone when they’re [...]

10 Costumed Mugshots for Halloween

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:41:09 +0000

When we get older, Halloween becomes less about accumulating candy and more about letting off some steam and having a good time. However, the mixture of alcohol and costumes are too much for some adult Halloween revelers to handle and their celebrations run them afoul of the law. This can lead to some pretty hilarious mugshots and we’ve [...]

Man Flies Into a Jealous Rage Because He Thinks His Girlfriend is Schtupping Mitt Romney

Shauna Wright — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 18:02:28 +0000

Politics can be frustrating, so we don’t blame you if you tend to ignore them. That said, it might be a good idea to at least be familiar with the major players, lest you think your girlfriend is cheating on you with one of them.

Drunk Man Arrested For Assault With a Burrito

Jay Perrone — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 17:14:32 +0000

Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!” Before you know it, you are hurling freshly-scooped mashed potatoes at anything that moves in slow-motion, high-fiving friends and laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Oh, to be young! Ok, realistically [...]

'Serial Hugger' Is Terrfiying Women in the St. Louis Area

Mike Adams — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 17:44:46 +0000

It appears as if a new brand of lunatic has emerged from the blistering heat of an excruciating Midwest summer. A serial hugger has been caught in Missouri, and now prosecutors cannot seem to decide whether they can actually charge him with a crime. That’s right — we said serial hugger, and to date at [...]

Drunken Florida Man Has Best Mug Shot Ever

Shauna Wright — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 15:19:42 +0000

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

Woman Throws Puppies at Boyfriend During Fight

Tanya Sapula — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:15:59 +0000

Domestic abuse is never adorable – unless of course, puppies are involved. A couple in Fridley, Minnesota were arrested after an argument on March 29th escalated in the parking lot outside their apartment building. David Peter Remme, 25, was arrested for third-degree assault after he allegedly punched his girlfriend in the face and broke her [...]

Real-Life Hamburglar Steals from McDonald's Drive-Thru

Don Deane — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:08:33 +0000

On Sunday, a young man seemingly drew inspiration from the mischievous McDonaldLand character Hamburglar and stole a $20 bag of food from a McDonald’s drive-thru in Maine. It’s unclear whether he shouted “Robble robble!” while escaping. According to police, the man ran between a car and the takeout window and snatched food as it was [...]

Batman Pulled Over For Traffic Violation

Mithun Divakaran — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 14:59:17 +0000

It was only a couple days ago that we showed you a video of Batman cruising in his ‘Batmobile’ (but really a black Lamborghini) on I-95 in Silver Spring, Maryland. What we didn’t see later is the same Batman getting pulled over by Montgomery Country police because of an improper rear license plate. Turns out the bat symbol isn’t a street legal plate.

Shirtless Man Caught Wielding Samurai Sword Evokes 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs' Defense

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 14:15:34 +0000

After abandoning his car in the middle of a busy interstate, Cicero, Indiana man Bryon Womack stripped down to his shorts and shoes began marching along the side of the highway while swinging a 35-inch samurai sword ”up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.”

Well, it didn’t take long for the police to get involved, and after a brief struggle in which Womack tried to jump in another vehicle, he was cuffed and brought to the station, where he channeled Sonny The Cuckoo bird and blamed his erratic behavior on being “cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.”

Cops Find Robber Via Cash Trail

Tony Hart — Thu, 05 May 2011 18:38:31 +0000

The scene was straight out of a classic Saturday-morning cartoon: After a robber took an undisclosed amount of money from a local CVS, he made a mad dash to a nearby laundromat.

As he ran, the pile of cash in his arms left a trail behind him, making it an easy catch for police officers.