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Eddie Cibrian could be a spokesperson for used napkins and dirty socks, and we’d probably buy them. (Okay, so we’re being a little dramatic, but you get the point.) It’s those disgustingly adorable dimples of his. Have him show off those, get him shirtless and lay him across a bed and we’ll have our wallets at the ready.

It’s okay, Wes Welker. We can forgive you for missing Tom Brady’s pass, dropping the ball and contributing to the downfall of the New England Patriots at the 2012 Super Bowl. Everyone makes mistakes, but that’s not why we’re forgiving you. We’re letting this one slide because you’re one of the hottest NFL wide receivers of all time.

This is the time when decathlete James Trey Hardee is training and molding his body into the best possible condition in preparation for the summer Olympics. He became the 2011 world decathlon champion and this year he hopes to snag a gold medal in London.

We don’t know what it is, but more often than not, tennis pro and Australian Open winner Novak Djokovic will rip off his shirt and aggressively fling it off somewhere after winning a match.

“Ellen is the only person that, I guess, I’d take my clothes off for,” said Mario Lopez on DeGeneres’ show this weekend. We all know that’s not true. Just take a look at, well, any of his photo shoots, TV show appearances or magazine covers. The guy is one of those hunks that all future hunks must compare themselves to, and Lopez knows that.

If you’re having trouble deciding whether to root for the New England Patriots or the New York Giants during the Super Bowl, just root for the team with the hottest player. Devin Thomas of the Giants might definitely be that guy.

In all honesty, none of us actually knew who Dan Cortese was until the most recent episode of ‘Hot in Cleveland‘ where Betty White got to caress his chiseled chest (the lucky girl). Now, we’re ashamed of ourselves for not knowing sooner.

Any fans of CrossFit out there? For those of you unfamiliar with this fitness competition, you won’t be able to get enough of them after you take a glance at Rich Froning Jr. This man won the title of Fittest Man on Earth last year after competing in the Reebok CrossFit Games.

Have you seen those New Captain Underwear ads with that shirtless stud staring at you with flexed abs? Well, that shirtless stud is the Brazilian model Erasmo Viana from Closer Model Management.

If you’re like us, then you haven’t watched ABC Family since shows like ‘S Club 7′ and ‘Sabrina, the Teenage Witch’ were making their rerun rounds. Hartley Sawyer, who plays Brad in ‘Jane by Design,’ however, has shattered our ill-conceived perceptions of what the network and giving us a reason to watch again. He’s hailing in a new CW-like era with lots (and lots) of shirtless moments.

We ain’t scared of no ghosts, not as long as Zak Bagans is by our side, anyways. This leading man on ‘Ghost Adventures‘ tracks phantoms down on a regular basis and knows how to keep his cool after dark. If we’re being completely honest with ourselves, though, we only keep up with the show for those once in a blue moon episodes when Bagans goes shirtless.

In light of the upcoming Super Bowl and the New England Patriot’s clean win this weekend, let’s honor someone in the NFL whose name is not Tim Tebow. Everyone remember Patriot’s tight end Rob Gronkowski?