I guess I should be thanking the internet for not being very popular back when I was in high school. Yes, it was invented, but people were still trying to figure out how to work AOL's instant messaging. And we weren't researching on Wikipedia--which is not recommended, kids--we were Asking Jeeves. I'm thankful that I never had the idea to do a calculus parody of a popular song. I'm also thankful I never took calculus.