The Snooki Book – Here Are Your Excerpts!
January 4, 2011 10:46 AM 
Yes, there are the “What is she even famous for?” cracks and the “Isn’t she an Oompa-Loompa?” lines but there’s no denying that the pickle-loving mini-diva from MTV’s Jersey Shore has come a long way, baby. She was dropped in a ball on New Year’s Eve in Seaside Heights, NJ (of course) but today she is famous for her book. Yes, her book. B-O-O-K. Specifically, A Shore Thing (Gallery Books, $24).
And now, direct from the New York Post, we bring you a few of our favorite lines from Snooki’s book:
“Yum. Johnny Hulk tasted like fresh gorilla.”
“Gia had never before been in jail. It wasn’t nearly as gritty and disgusting as she’d seen on TV prison shows. The Seaside Heights drunk tank — on a weekday afternoon — was as clean and quiet as a church.”
“I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.”
Read other choice quotes on NYPOST.com.
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