Earlier today Jeanne coined a new phrase after a bizarre story in Idiots in the News, and she apparently had to share it with me since I'm a new homeowner and I'm getting married soon.

Cooper decided to record the whole thing in hopes he would get a good reaction out of me. I can't believe #ToiletBeavers is a thing, check out the video below and let me know what you think in the comments. Now I have to go check my bathroom for any rodents in the toilet. You can see the actual news story here, if you're really curious.