Sweet Brown, I know "ain't nobody got time for that," but I would like you to meet Michelle Clark, she may have just gave a better post disaster news interview than you believe it or not! 

Clark is from Brookshire, Texas and was talking to a local TV news outfit when she said about the size of the hail "those jokers were biiig, size of a quarter dog gone," and described the sound of it falling as "KABOOYOW! KABOOYOW!"

“KABOOYOW! KABOOYOW!”