Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
Zayn: ‘I Was Suffering From An Eating Disorder’ During One Direction Days
“When I look back at images of myself from around November 2014, before the final tour, I can see how ill I was,” Zayn wrote in his forthcoming memoir.
Kylie Jenner Warns Consumers Against Fake, ‘Dangerous’ Kylie Cosmetics
Caring cosmetics queen Kylie Jenner warned consumers against buying fake makeup falsely marketed as her official line that's being sold by unaffiliated, third party retailers.
Angelina Jolie Discussed Alleged Brad Pitt Plane Incident With FBI for Four Hours
Jolie "fully cooperated" with the two FBI agents who questioned her in her Los Angeles rental home.
Lady Gaga Shuts Down Madonna Comparison: ‘What I Do Is Different’
'Madonna and I are very different. Just saying.'
‘Uptown Funk’ Goes Diamond, Is Only 13th Song in History to Do So
If you ever doubted the staying power of 'Uptown Funk,' the track's official sales numbers are here to prove your assessment woefully misguided.
Justin Bieber Begs Fans to Be Quiet, Their Screams Further Intensify
His pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
Niall Horan Gets Fans’ Hopes Up, Says One Direction Return Is Imminent
"Can’t really put a date on it, but it’s not gonna be 50 years away."
Kim Kardashian Robbers Were Reportedly in Paris Residence for an Hour
"It is quite incredible that they managed to hang about for so long without anyone calling us," a source said.
Lady Gaga Talks ‘Joanne’ Inspiration, New Stripped Down Style
"It’s maybe a woman thing. As you get older, you start to realize you are enough on your own."
Zayn Teams With Donatella Versace for Versus Capsule Collection
Zayn has officially added 'fashion designer' to his endless list of qualifiers.
Secret Video of Kim Kardashian Post-Robbery Prompts Police Investigation
The video was reportedly shot without Kim's knowledge, moments after police arrived at her Paris residence, post-robbery.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dad Told Her Fame Turned Her Into An ‘A–hole’
"And I was like, 'What the hell?' I was totally devastated."