Drew Weisholtz

Jennifer Aniston is off the market.

Presumptive Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has named Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin his running mate.

Michael Phelps has managed to swim into history.

It looks like Eva Longoria has left Wisteria Lane for Broadway.

Getting a job is no easy task in these times, but keeping it may be even tougher.

Times are certainly tough and we’re all looking for ways to stretch a buck, but we shouldn’t do so at the expense of stretching our waist size.

The push gift. If you haven’t had a child yet, you’re probably as confused as we were in remedial algebra. If you do have a third mouth to feed, though, you know what this is — the present you give your significant other for having a baby. That got us thinking: what are some events or accomplishments a man should receive gifts for that he currently doesn’t? Here’s a look:

While Valentine’s Day is considered the most romantic day of the year, it doesn’t always go according to plan for everyone. Here’s a look at some people Valentine’s Days that could’ve been better.

Ah, Christmas. It’s a relaxing time to spend with family and the last hurdle before you let your hair down on New Year’s Eve.

Bradley Cooper has been named PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. He says that the first thing he thought upon winning the honor was, “My mother is going to be so happy.” Sure, that’s what he says, but when you’ve been told you’re the hottest of the hot, there are other things that race through your mind, first. Thanks to our Columbo-like detective work, we’ve actually uncovered the first 11 thou

After she had spent weeks being linked to Bradley Cooper, rumors have now surfaced that Jennifer Lopez is dating backup dancer Casper Smart. J-Lo’s romantic escapades have been front page tabloid fodder for years, so while we have our doubts this pairing will end with a trip down the aisle, we do think the relationship is great news for them and for us. Here’s why:

After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter. Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant: