Shauna W

Shauna has been writing and editing things for cash and prizes for well over a decade, and while her first love is pop culture and celebrity dish, she's also done work for Fortune 500 companies and even written a book. Feel free to contact her at goldengateblond at the gmail -- but keep in mind she really hates people who refer to themselves in the third person, so never ever do that with her. Seriously. (Man, does she hate that.)

MC Hammer Arrested by Cops He Says Racially Profiled Him [MUG SHOT]

Apparently you can touch this -- at least if you're a cop. MC Hammer (real name: Stanley Kirk Burrell) was arrested on Thursday, Feb. 21 in Dublin, Calif., on suspicion of obstructing an officer in the performance of their duties and resisting an officer. But he says it was a case of racial profiling.

Super Bowl 2013 – Amy Poehler Shills for Best Buy [VIDEO]

Amy Poehler is the customer every retail employee has nightmares about in this Super Bowl 2013 ad for Best Buy.

So David Arquette Is Giving Adam Lambert Birthday Lapdances Now [PHOTOS]

Singer Adam Lambert's 31st birthday is on Jan. 29 -- but he celebrated a few days early with a party on Friday night (Jan. 25) in California. And in true Glambert style, this wasn't a muted, low-key affair. There were your requisite gay male strippers, but Adam is so fabulous that even straight boys take their clothes off for him.

Adele’s Dad Is Still Persona Non Grata to Her

A word of caution to fathers who sell out their famous kid to the tabloids: You may wind up being unceremoniously excised from your children's (and grandchildren's) lives. At least if your daughter is Adele, who doesn't take kindly to such shenanigans. Lindsay Lohan could take a pointer or two here.

Here’s What It Looks Like to Walk Down the 2013 Golden Globes Red Carpet

The Hollywood Foreign Press (they're the cool kids who hand out the Golden Globes) posted a video of what it's like to actually walk down the red carpet before the awards show.

2013 People’s Choice Awards – Winners List

While many snipe that even prestigious awards like the Oscars are nothing but giant popularity contests, the People's Choice Awards is exactly that -- and proudly so. Thousands of voters weighed in on their favorite actors, actresses and singers plus a whole slew of other categories -- seriously, like, a hundred of them -- and on Wednesday, Jan. 9, the winners were announced in a ceremony at the N

Buckingham Palace Confirms Kate Middleton is Pregnant

The tabloids have speculated for months now that Kate Middleton has a royal bun in the oven -- and, like the proverbial blind squirrel who eventually gets the nut, they're finally right.

Jessica Simpson ‘Accidentally’ Got Herself Pregnant Again

The interwebs are ablaze with chatter that Jessica Simpson -- who just seven months ago birthed her first baby -- is "accidentally" knocked up again after a sperm apparently tripped and fell into one of her eggs. At first we were all "doesn't she know how how babies are made?" and then we remembered who we're talking about here so never mind.

Angus T. Jones Publicly Apologizes to His ‘Two and a Half Men’ Overlords

Angus T. Jones, who until Monday was known mainly as "that kid on 'Two and a Half Men,'" has had quite a busy week. First he implored people not to watch his show anymore because it's "filth," and then his mom said she was worried he'd been sucked into a cult. Now, not even two days after the whole brouhaha began, Jones has realized which side of his $350,000-per-episode bread

Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Split as He Wades Into a Sea of Lingerie Models [PHOTO]

Beliebers, start your engines. Your boy is single again. Seems the tween star finally figured out he's Justin Bieber and 18 and able to get lingerie model tail, so there was no point in continuing a relationship with Selena Gomez.

Surprisingly Short Famous Guys

Last time we checked the sources that track such things, the average height of American and European men was about 5 feet 10 inches. That varies depending on genetics, of course, but what's really mind-boggling is how much taller some male celebrities on the shorter side seem to look to us...

Election 2012: Lady Gaga, Katy Perry + More Tweet In Celebration of Obama’s Victory

President Obama certainly has his share of celebrity supporters, so when he won reelection on Tuesday night, you could feel the joy radiating off their Twitter pages. While Donald Trump came hilariously unhinged, other (actual) celebs celebrated in expected fashion.