Daily Distraction

Always keep your composure.

Can't beat the real thing. Can you?

We've become such an obese nation that now we're making our utensils edible.

We know someone is going to mess up. We can feel it. Yet, it's still pretty darned funny.

This woman was plum(ber) out of luck.

March came in like a laugher...and went out the same way.

We should never know the level of fear this poor boy feels.

You think the winter snow makes your commute a mess? You should what it does to live TV.

If you don't know a 1040 from a 10-speed, you're in luck.

If you're looking for work, do yourself a favor and keep your inner lunatic hidden.

The forecast calls for clouds -- gas clouds, that is.

Busted!