FX and Ryan Murphy‘s American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson has yet to display a single frame of footage, but if the actual series ends up half as much fun as its cast, consider us on board. Selma Blair and Into the Woods alum Billy Magnussen are the latest among the ensemble, taking the iconic roles of Kris Jenner and Kato Kaelin.
The are "kracks" in the Kardashian family's formerly impenetrable armor. With Khloe's marriage to NBA'er Lamar Odom seemingly crumbling before her eyes and ours, the family's matriarch, Kris Jenner, has officially split with Bruce Jenner, her husband of 22 years and father of her daughters Kendall and Kylie.
While the first family of reality TV is celebrating its newest addition, the rest of the world is buzzing about her unique name: North West. And Kris Jenner divulged the meaning behind it to Access Hollywood, as heard on PopCrush With Access Hollywood's Billy Bush.
We may not have dodged that pesky Mayan apocalypse after all -- because Kris Jenner has her very own talk show premiering on July 15, and a whole slew of promotions to go with it.
Among them? She wants to take a hostage make someone a Kardashian for a day.
Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can be Elizabeth Taylor, then surely Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is allowed to continue the ruination of Liz's memory by comparing her daughter Kim to the violet-eyed legend.
Goose, meet gander.
Yes, we warned you it could happen, but that doesn’t mean we made it so. We said there was a chance that Kris Jenner would get her own talk show, but we still held out hope it was all a giant hoax meant to keep us up nights.
But now? All hope is lost, because America’s best-dressed windbag will indeed blow hot air all over Fox this summer -- right when we really won’t need it.
Between 1989 and 1990, the late Robert Kardashian kept a diary that detailed his life's mundane events -- and the dark side of his then-wife Kris Jenner and how her alleged cray affected their children Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
And of course he jotted those thoughts down instead of, you know, taking legal action. Even though he was a celebrated attorney himself.