snakes

Sometimes life can feel like a big ol' pile of crap. Thankfully, there are those rare situations when crap can be turned into something fairly useful. This is one of those times. Sort of.

Remember Justin Bieber‘s snake, named Johnson? We know, we know, that’s ripe for all kinds of R-rated comments, so slow your roll if you’re thinking of going there.

Justin Bieber‘s Johnson is for sale.

A 22 year old Arizona man was arrested on charges he stole five baby albino boa constrictors from the Predators Reptile Center in Mesa, Arizona. Each of these snakes is worth about $800, bringing his theft to about $4,000. The store owner said she was surprised the man didn't get bitten, adding  "It's amazing they stayed in the guy's pants as long as they did...