stupid criminals

A Kansas man is behind bars after leading police on a chase that was anything but high speed.

You can bet this guy’s gonna fry for what he did.

When it comes to their disagreement, it’s definitely not water under the bridge.

It turns out to make it onto a list of the dumbest criminals, you have to actually be pretty dumb. Granted, we can't all be masterminds, but it probably doesn't take much to know you shouldn't make a YouTube video boasting about the bank you just robbed. Or tweet about punching a guy in the face. Nor should you get into a fist fight over a piece of birthday cake.

Having common interests is one of the keys to a long successful marriage. Sean Foxx and Trelia Woods both share an interest in crime, so perhaps that’s what encouraged Foxx to propose to his sweetie right after the two of them were nabbed by police for trying to rob a dollar store in San Antonio, Texas.

The werewolf-like conditions of the true mania in progress are alive and well in Oregon – where earlier this week one of its elite leg humpers was arrested after being caught with his pants down, washing his junk in a park drinking fountain...

Uh-oh! Chris Brown is in hot water. According to NBC Miami, the police are looking for the R&B superstar after he snatched a fan’s iPhone after she took a picture of him out side of a South Beach club.

Whatever happened to cheesy yet awkwardly charming pick up lines like: “Is your father a thief since he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes?” Apparently, Chris Brown has never heard of those.

Normally the news of a random guy being arrested on a litany of drug charges wouldn’t necessarily make national headlines, but when that guy is named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (you definitely read that right), people take notice.

A man in Batley, England who thought he was buying an iPad ended up with a dirty sack of potatoes instead. If we had a nickel for every time we’ve fallen for that old trick…

Adam Wheeler, a former Harvard student kicked out of the university for false statements on his admissions application, has been sent to jail for including the school on his resume when applying for a job. For violating this condition of his probation, he now faces a possible two-year sentence.

After abandoning his car in the middle of a busy interstate, Cicero, Indiana man Bryon Womack stripped down to his shorts and shoes began marching along the side of the highway while swinging a 35-inch samurai sword ”up and down in rhythm with his marching cadence.” Well, it didn’t take long for the police to get involved, and after a brief struggle in which Womack tried to jump in another vehicle