God bless the very patient people in this video who remain helpful while having crackers spit on them while he is talking  O.M.G. I would lose it, that is so gross.

I am a huge stickler for customer service, and I hate feeling like I am being brushed off at a business. Can you even imagine running into a guy like this? How they stay as composed and helpful as they do is really beyond me, too funny.

Question is, did he end up buying any of the stuff they were helping him with? Watch video below.