Wisconsin Traffic Stop Reveals Ironic Drug Concealment

Smart people don't end up with their name in the police blotter, so I would consider this Wisconsin duo a couple of dumb criminals committing a stupid crime.

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Let's be happy that there isn't any sort of "crime school" out there, even on the internet. If criminals actually got an education, the rest of the world would be in trouble because the bad guys would eventually figure out what they're doing.

I would really like to ask these two brilliant lawbreakers, what the heck were you thinking? I'm hoping they weren't serious about the whole incident, because that would be bad even for dumb criminals.

According to We Are Green Bay...

A traffic stop in southeast Wisconsin led authorities to uncover drugs, guns, and cash — all hidden inside a bag labeled “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs.”

K9 Chase was called to the scene and alerted on the vehicle, giving officers probable cause to conduct a search.

Inside the vehicle, officers reportedly found cocaine, a loaded firearm, drug paraphernalia, and a quantity of currency, all inside a bag bearing the ironic phrase “Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs.”

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The two suspects were pulled over. The owner of the vehicle was wanted on a warrant. With the help of a K-9 unit, the officers search the car. They found a bag labeled "Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs." I really hope that was a novelty item they bought at Spencer's Gifts.

Inside that bag were a lot of drugs and other illegal stuff. Hey, let's use this bag. The cops will never think to search it. These guys should go to jail for a long time, not just for their crimes but also for their stupidity.