I have been told by a number of people that I have the most hilarious stories from when I was younger and even a few in my adulthood as well. I guess I have this knack for weird things to happen to me, so I thought I would share them with the world.

This first story is about when I accidently drove our family vehicle at the ripe old age of 2. Now I did not do this on purpose and technically I was not really driving, just rolled down a driveway. But, for comedy's sake, we will call it driving.