Hello, Justin Bieber's new home in Ontario, which is nearly the size of Vatican City, makes me want to give up.

Bieber's Ontario dreamhome, which he picked up for $5 million, sits on 101 acres and is, itself, a modest 9,000 square feet, according to TMZ. Oh, and for good measure it includes private lake access, a two-story wine room (who doesn't have one of those!), heated floors, a private gym, a secluded equestrian compound with stables and a literal racetrack.

A LITERAL RACETRACK! FOR THE HORSES!!!

And, boasting four bedrooms, six bathrooms, a game room, a movie theater, a three-car garage and a boathouse (gotta have it!), Bieber will likely never have to leave his sanctuary again. Dibs on one of three fireplaces for potential expat asylum space!!!

Bieber is said to have closed on the house on Monday (August 20), but there's no word yet on when he plans to move in, or whether it's where he plans to nest with bride-to-be Hailey Baldwin.

And the mansion is just the latest page in Bieber's tenancy adventure. In February, he got his hands on a $17.9 million, 6,000-square foot West Hollywood rental that includes a movie theater and infinity pool. He pays $55,000 a month.

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