Spilling On Your Shirt

When you are a kid, or a Fraternity member at a party, stains are common place on your shirt, but I have been having a slew of incidents lately where no matter what I eat or drink it ends up on my shirt. It is a running joke in our house that I need a bib every time we sit down to eat. And the more careful I try to be, the more I tend to spill. I think I need to invest in one of those laundry pens, that you wipe on the instant you make a stain on your shirt. So, If you are out in a restaurant in the near future and you see a grown woman trying not st spill on herself................just wave it probably is me. :)