5 Christmas Gifts for the Kids of the People You Hate the Most
I'm sure you have several people that you think deserve a big lump of coal in their stocking this year for Christmas, but instead of being so direct with this person or persons, may I suggest a more calculated approach. Kill them with kindness this year and give their kids some gifts from our list specifically picked out for the kids of the people you hate the most.
Fisher-Price Shake ‘n Go! Cars 2 – Finn McMissile
I once heard someone describe glitter as the “herpes of the craft world” for it's incredible ability to spread. Once you introduce glitter into a house it will be everywhere and you'll never be able to clean it all up, it will haunt you forever! This 1 pound bag outta be enough to excite the kids into doing a craft project and cause a mess for years to come!
Kids love popcorn, so this next product on our list is sure to cause chaos with who ever you decide to unleash it on. This isn't just your ordinary popcorn, this stuff is infused with caffeine to keep the kids going all night, dump this popcorn in a decorative holiday tin bucket for stealth implementation. Use this in combination with another item on this list for maximum results!
With a product description like this, how can you go wrong? “Grow your own friendly germs and fuzzy molds. Mix up a batch of coagulating fake blood. Even make a stinky intestine. Learn the science behind unmentionable bodily functions while doing some truly NASTY experiments.” I'm sure Mom and Dad will be fighting over who gets to help when little Timmy wants to do the “stinky intestine” experiment, have fun with that one!
5 Pound Bag of Pillsbury Best All-Purpose Unbleached Flour