Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Vanilla Ice Loves Miley Cyrus + Thinks Justin Bieber Is Going to Be the New Version of Himself [PHOTO]
Miley Cyrus recently paid an insulting homage to one-hit partially stolen wonder Vanilla Ice, referring to Justin Bieber as the new Ice in her interview with Rolling Stone. But apparently the Ice Man didn't take things too personally if his Miley tattoo is any indication.
Are Big Time Rush Getting Torn Apart by the Ladies?
The band Big Time Rush (who got their start as a group on a Nickelodeon sitcom) say they're still going strong and not on the way to a breakup even though their show is off the air, but all their promises reportedly may come to naught if Carlos Pena's fiance/actress Alex Vega has her way.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Reveals He Has a Secret Girlfriend
Dashing the hopes and dreams of everyone everywhere, Joseph Gordon-Levitt revealed that he does have a girlfriend -- he just doesn't talk about her much because she's not in the biz.
Please don't shoot the messenger!
Kesha Tastes the Rainbow With Her Wild New Hair [PHOTO]
Glitter covered, pee drinking, teeth wearing, ghost-sexing singer Kesha is known for her big, bold style and her love of wild hair colors, and she may have just dyed her hair our favorite shade yet: rainbow.
Lindsay Lohan May Already Be a Single Lady
One week ago we wondered whether or not Lindsay Lohan was dating her friend (and reality star of 'Most Eligible Dallas') Matt Nordgren, and now we no longer have to wonder -- because even if they were together, reports say they're not now.
Well, that was easy.
M.I.A. Refuses to Pay Fine For Flipping the Bird During Her Super Bowl Performance [VIDEO]
Rapper M.I.A. is refusing to pay any money to the NFL for showing off her middle-finger during her Super Bowl performance alongside Madonna last year because according to her, scantily clad faux-cheerleaders showing off their undergarments is much more offensive than what she did.
Britney Spears Stabs Pepsi in the Back and Makes Money Off Coca Cola
Britney Spears has finally answered the age old question, "Coke or Pepsi?" and double-crossed her former Pepsi sponsors in the process with her stock portfolio.
Woman Wakes Up to Find Alicia Keys Partying in Her Home
What would you do if you woke up in the middle of the night to a ruckus in your kitchen, only to stumble upon Alicia Keys, her husband and their friends getting their party on? Besides pee yourself?
This is exactly what happened to one Hamptons resident who awoke to find that Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz had wandered into the wrong house.
PETA Is Angry at Katy Perry for Use of Animals in ‘Roar’ Music Video
Katy Perry's new music video for her single 'Roar' is a jungle adventure featuring big cats, elephants and monkeys, and it has angered the animal rights organization PETA.
Taylor Swift Lands in the Guinness Book of World Records
The Guinness Book of World Records: It's not just for people who don't trim their fingernails! It's also for Taylor Swift, who managed to get her name attached to two world records in the 2014 book.
It has nothing to do with breakups -- but it has everything to do with the success of breakup songs.
Bruno Mars to Perform at the Super Bowl XLVIII Halftime Show
Bruno Mars has been offered a much coveted opportunity to perform during the 2014 Super Bowl Halftime Show, and considering Beyonce's performance last year blacked out the entire stadium and reunited Destiny's Child, he has some big shoes to fill.
Austin Mahone Finally Passed His Driver’s Test
Teen pop-star Austin Mahone may have managed to snag a Moonman at the MTV Video Music Awards but he had a lot of trouble trying to clinch that right of teen passage, the much coveted driver's license.