Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
Call Eva Mendes ‘Baby’ and You Will Feel the Wrath of Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling may be on an acting hiatus, but that doesn't mean he's let his guard down. Especially when it comes to his woman, yo.
Anderson Cooper + Kathy Griffin May Get Their Own Show
Huzzah! Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, who host the best New Year's Eve show ever, shot a pilot together for CNN on Monday, March 25 -- indicating the network may pick them up for a regular series.
Amanda Bynes Wants Drake to ‘Murder Her Vagina,’ So You Know Twitter Had to Respond
Former Nickelodeon star Amanda Bynes has been behaving bizarrely for a while now. Earlier this week, she revealed a crush on singer Drake in her usual off-kilter way -- but her latest tweet about him was weird ... even for her.
Wiretapping Lawsuit Against Tom Cruise Dismissed. Thanks, Xenu!
There's bound to be some underwear dancing going on after Tom Cruise's 2009 wiretapping case was finally dismissed in a Los Angeles courtroom earlier this week.
Lil Kim Twitter-Smacks Wendy Williams for Mocking Her Appearance [VIDEO]
Chronicling Lil Kim's ever-morphing appearance is nearly a full-time job. But when talk show host Wendy Williams called her out on it, Lil Kim got more than a lil angry -- and she used Twitter as a microphone.
Selena Gomez Sings Britney Spears at SXSW – And Britney Responds [VIDEO]
During Selena Gomez's appearance at SXSW yesterday (March 11) to promote the upcoming film 'Spring Breakers,' she and her castmates broke into an impromptu performance of '...Baby One More Time.'
A performance, we should say, that was buzzworthy enough to get even Britney Spears' attention.
Chris Brown Spats With Bodyguard Big Pat, Leaves Him Stranded in Bermuda
Maybe this is why Chris Brown lost his ish with that parking valet last night -- seems earlier yesterday, he had such harsh words with a longtime bodyguard that the dude wasn't even allowed to board a flight home with notoriously hot-tempered R&B star.