Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Behold the Most Unvendingest Vending Machine Ever
One of life's little annoyances recently turned into a giant one for a poor hungry person.
Flyboard Is a High-Flying, 90-Mile-Per-Hour Hoverboard Times Infinity
We may all be able to tool around the skies like superheroes if this video is to be believed.
Teenage Girl Is Mortified When Parents Show Up at School Dance
Death and taxes have been joined by a third guarantee in life: teenage girls being embarrassed by their parents.
#BananaPeelChallenge Is the Slip-Slidin’ Trend of the Moment
This silly fad may be the fruit of all evil.
Goldfish Wearing Braces Is Something You Know You Want to See
Here's something you don't come across too often. Or ever.
Woman Seeks Child Support
How merlot can you go? Actually, in this case, it's how mer-HIGH can you go?
Behold What May Be the World’s Most Atrocious Haircut
Hair styles come and go, but here's one that never should have arrived.
World’s Smallest Monkey Gives Birth to Even Tinier Twin Monkeys
They're short on size, but long on adorable.
Survey About When You Can Fart in Front of Your Partner Doesn’t Smell Right
This is the most important question you will ever be asked.
Check Out This Life Winner With a Skeleton Face Tattoo Mug Shot
If you're going to get a tattoo like this, you'd be wise to avoid getting into legal trouble.
4-Year-Old Gets Arm Stuck in Vending Machine for 6 Hours
This boy had never seen a vending machine before. He probably hopes he'll never see one again.
‘Miserable Men’ Mall Shopping Is Your Instagram Spirit Animal
Like dining with the in-laws, watching Katherine Heigl movies and arguing over putting the toilet seat down, shopping with women is one of the necessary evils of a relationship.