Kesha Makes Her Assistant Wear a Penis Costume
Oh, Kesha. Everyone’s favorite professional party girl has made it clear she knows how to mix work with play — she gave tattoos during recording sessions with the Flaming Lips and described her tour staff as “rowdy animal misfits.” But she takes it to a whole other level in a new interview, where we claims to have her assistant dress up in a penis costume when she’s sad.
K-Dollar Sign-Ha revealed that when she’s not having friends over to dance around in little more than body paint (and bathing suits, for the tame), she beats the blues by having hired help prance around in phallic wear. “Who isn’t amused by a giant, dancing penis?” Kesha said. “Sometimes when I’m sad, I make my assistant put on the penis outfit and bounce around my house.” Here’s hoping he or she gets a bonus for that!
While Kesha admits she’s “amused by five-year-old humor,” one thing she’s serious about is her music. “I feel like I don’t necessarily agree, but people say that rock and roll is dead, and it is my mission and my goal to resurrect it in the form of my pop music,” Kesha said last month. “That’s the goal. We’ll see what happens. That’s a very ambitious and lofty goal, but that’s my goal.”
Kesha takes her job seriously while maintaining the elementary-school humor she loves. She described her recent tour activities as a mix of childish humor and adult activities. “My band and I always give each other butt-fives before we go onstage,” Kesha said. “It’s a lot like a high-five but more fun because you use your a– instead of your hands.”
While no photos have surfaced of her assistant’s extra task just yet, we’re hoping we’ll catch a glimpse of it in her upcoming documentary!