The guy in this video is soooo lucky that he said all the right things, as he tries to shake off the anesthetic from his surgery. He even starts hitting on his wife.

For anyone who has had surgery I am sure we are all guilty of saying some pretty crazy things in  the recovery room, but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. Jason Mortenson had just undergone hernia surgery, and apparently he had a number of surgeries before to fix this same problem. I am guessing he has said some pretty funny things in the past, so his wife was armed and ready with her cell phone this time.