Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Jim Carrey’s Gun Control Vid Prompts Sputtering Hysteria + Calls for Deportation [VIDEO]
As expected, right-wing conservatives and FOX News (we use that word loosely) were none too happy about Jim Carrey's 'Hee-Haw'-inspired video that called for gun control through song and mocked late NRA president Charlton Heston.
In response, a petition was created to send Carrey back to Canada, and FOX's Greg Gutfeld spewed a few nasty rants about the actor.
Madonna Joined the Billionaires’ Club + Hopefully Lit a Cigar With a Benjamin to Celebrate
When she said she was a material girl, she meant it -- Madonna's net worth has expanded another decimal point, and she's now officially entered billionaire territory.
Ford Pulls Ad Touting Ample Trunk Space With Paris Hilton Kidnapping the Kardashians [PHOTOS]
Car company Ford is in a little hot water for an ad campaign that revolved around making light of kidnapping in order to advertise the trunk space of their Ford Figo, with one ad putting a caricature of Paris Hilton in the role of driver and Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian bound and gagged in the trunk.
As the ad states, "Leave your worries behind with Figo's extra-large boot." Or in
Justin Timberlake Drinks a Whole Lotta Tequila + Plays Mini-Golf on ‘Jonathan Ross’ [VIDEO]
To further advance his plans for world domination, Justin Timberlake appeared on the British talk show 'The Jonathan Ross Show.' And when talk turned to 901, JT's new brand of tequila (yeah, he has one of those now, named after the area code in his hometown of Memphis), Ross opened the bottle and they downed two shots.
Then he challenged the singer to three rounds of mini-golf. And the drinking d
Lil Wayne Is Feeling Good Enough to Ramble About His Future [VIDEO]
Lil Wayne is feeling much better now that he's been released from the hospital after suffering several seizures last week.
In fact, he's feeling so good that he made a video thanking everyone for their support and giving his fans some news. Provided you can make sense of it all, of course.
Bobby Brown Spent a Whopping Nine Hours in Jail for His Third DUI
Speaking volumes about the overcrowding in the Los Angeles correctional system, Bobby Brown, who was sentenced to spend 55 days in jail and turned himself in just yesterday (March 20) ... is already out. After logging just nine hours in the clink.
Nine hours. Out of 55 days. For his third DUI. Awesome.
Joe Jonas Might Have a Drug-Fueled Sex Tape With Some Model and We Can’t Even
Four words to start your weekend early: Joe Jonas. Sex. Tape.
As if that combo wasn't amusing enough on its own for a guy who once shilled purity rings to Christian parents and their children, here's another tidbit: said tape was made with a girl named Blanda Eggenschwiler.
Which is apparently a real name and not a prank call that Bart would make on a German version of 'The Simpsons.' "Bland
Kris Jenner Compares Kim Kardashian to Liz Taylor While Kim Complains Pregnancy Is Hard [PHOTO]
Hey, if Lindsay Lohan can be Elizabeth Taylor, then surely Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner is allowed to continue the ruination of Liz's memory by comparing her daughter Kim to the violet-eyed legend.
Goose, meet gander.
President Barack Obama + The History Channel’s Satan – Celebrity Doppelgangers
The History Channel is trying a new approach to draw in viewers: serialized fictional dramas like 'The Bible' and 'Game of Vikings' 'Vikings.' Strangely enough for something on the History Channel, neither program has pickers or pawn shops, and the 10-hour live-action version of the Bible has a Beelzebub who looks suspiciously like President Barack Obama.
Scathing political commentary? Or a makeup
Justin Bieber Rants on Instagram That He’s Not a Loser Like That Lindsay Lohan [UPDATED]
Looks like that heart-to-heart with Will Smith was all for naught, because Justin Bieber has taken to Instagram once again with some controversial words.
Specifically that he's not going into rehab (nor does he deserve to be in rehab), that he's seen the entire world and that he's not a financial failure like Lindsay Lohan.
Justin Timberlake Plays Coy About His Kanye West ‘Feud’ on Jimmy Fallon [VIDEO]
After his fifth hosting stint on 'Saturday Night Live' on March 9, Justin Timberlake continued his television domination by kicking off “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' where he'll be the special guest and musical guest all week.
And for his first trick, he addressed his so-called-feud with Kanye West.
Justin Timberlake + Jimmy Fallon Steal Our Hearts With a Barbershop Version of ‘SexyBack’ [VIDEO]
Continuing “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' Fallon and JT topped even the discussion of his feud with Kanye West by performing a barbershop quintet version of Timberlake's hit 'SexyBack.'
Slow down, guys. It's only the second night and you're already making us giddy.