Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
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Crazed Taylor Swift Fan Arrested for Swimming to Her Swanky New Beach House
An overzealous Taylor Swift fan was arrested in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday, May 15, after swimming up to her new digs in Rhode Island.
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So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
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Martha Stewart Has Found Five Men Online Who Aren’t Completely Creepy [VIDEO]
Martha Stewart is really taking this whole Match.com thing seriously -- narrowing down 20,000 possible suitors to five in record time.
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Reese Witherspoon Was Both Drunk + A U.S. Citizen In Dash Cam Footage from Her Arrest [VIDEOS]
When Reese Witherspoon was nabbed for disorderly conduct after getting mouthy with a cop during husband Jim Toth's DUI arrest, there was lots of talk about what, exactly, she told the arresting officer.
Behold! The dash cam tape is here!
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One Direction’s Louis Tomlinson + Zayn Malik Score New ‘Mystery Machine’ Tour Bus [PHOTOS]
One Direction just got a new set of wheels to protect themselves from ghosts (or vengeful Taylor Swifts).
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Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
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Amanda Bynes Sets Her Phasers to ‘Sue’
Amanda Bynes continued her streak of erratic perfectly normal behavior today, this time penning a rambling stunningly eloquent tweet explaining how she will not hesitate to sue anyone claiming her behavior is abnormal.
(Our attorney is on vacation. We're playing it safe.)
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Stephen Colbert Signs Bill Clinton Up for Twitter, Whether He Wants to Be There or Not [VIDEO]
Bill Clinton is finally on Twitter -- thanks to Stephen Colbert, who gave the former Commander-in-Chief a shove into the social media age on Monday night's installment of 'The Colbert Report.'
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Chris Brown + Rihanna Call It Quits, Again, Maybe
Will they? Won't they? Wellll ... not right now. Sources are saying music power couple Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken off whatever they had. Again.
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Get the Popcorn: Lindsay Lohan Is Booked on David Letterman Next Week
After a six-year dry spell, Lindsay Lohan will end an apparent Letterman prohibition by appearing on 'The Late Show with David Letterman' on Tuesday, Apr. 9.
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Call Eva Mendes ‘Baby’ and You Will Feel the Wrath of Ryan Gosling
Ryan Gosling may be on an acting hiatus, but that doesn't mean he's let his guard down. Especially when it comes to his woman, yo.
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Anderson Cooper + Kathy Griffin May Get Their Own Show
Huzzah! Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin, who host the best New Year's Eve show ever, shot a pilot together for CNN on Monday, March 25 -- indicating the network may pick them up for a regular series.