We've all been there.  Alcohol can impair your senses.  After a few drinks you attempt to put your car key in your front door, (after being dropped off by a cab or designated driver of course), thinking that you're using your "inside voice" to gossip about that chick in the bar with too much makeup,  or thinking that your closet is actually the bathroom.

Or this guy.   He thinks he's putting his shirt on...but all the onlookers are in on the secret.  (It's not his shirt.  It's his pants!)