I'm a big fan of The Rock. I'm also a big fan of Hercules and Greek Mythology. Despite the fact that Kevin Sorbo isn't going to play Hercules, I'm pretty excited.
I stand before you, humbled, and tasked with explaining, in comprehensible terms, just what the heck 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' is all about. Attaining comprehensibility, however, is a chore the filmmakers didn't wrestle with, doubling-down on pure adrenaline and big movie star charisma. It's a risky move and sometimes it works. Sadly, this is not one of those cases.
While there are chuckles to be ha
"Fast Five," the latest installment in the "Fast and Furious"...er, "Fast and the Furious," Or "Too Fast"...I give up. It's the 5th sequel to the first movie, whatever it's called, opens in theaters on Friday. Screen Junkies gathered the stars of Fast Five (Dwayne Johnson, Paul Walker, Vin Diesel, and Jordana Brewster) together to take their Macho Quiz...