I guess I should be thanking the internet for not being very popular back when I was in high school.  Yes, it was invented, but people were still trying to figure out how to work AOL's instant messaging.  And we weren't researching on Wikipedia--which is not recommended, kids--we were Asking Jeeves.  I'm thankful that I never had the idea to do a calculus parody of a popular song.  I'm also thankful I never took calculus.

Here are just a few of the many "Thrift Shop" parodies I found.  Which one is your favorite?

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