I have an addiction to Triscuit crackers.  I can admit it.  I've been eating them plain for years.  Every time I grocery shop, I buy at least one box, if not two.  Yes, I've made the mistake of trying a generic brand of "woven squares" as well.  Sometimes I do eat them with toppings, but mostly right out of the box.  And apparently, the clever marketing minds at Nabisco realized that people were so ANGRY that they promote topping suggestions on the back of the box when in fact, you can eat them plain, without a topping.  And they are delicious.

If you are angry, and want to complain that the taste of a Triscuit is so good you don't need a topping, you can register your complaint HERE and they'll send you a coupon for a free box of Triscuits!