I am not going to assume that this woman is a soccer mom, but she does look like she may be driving a mini van which would have me conclude she has possibly more than one kid. And, they must be so proud of her rhyming skills right now.
If my mom was still around I could not even imagine the super random text messages she would have sent me, but on the other hand she would never have text just continue to call me. She was old school like that. :)