Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Pink Covers Glamour, Sasses Her Husband + Calls Herself a ‘Reformed Slut’
Badass songstress Pink looks fabulous on the cover of June's issue of Glamour (to the surprise of no one), but the interview within the magazine is just as good since it includes her efforts to take back the word "slut" and some adorable exchanges with husband Carey Hart.
The Elton John + Madonna Feud May Finally Be Over [VIDEO]
Stand down, UN Peacekeepers: The long-standing feud between iconic pop stars Elton John and Madonna has finally been resolved.
Adele Puts Herself in Solitary Confinement to Work on a New Album
Multiple award-winning singer/songwriter Adele has placed herself on "lockdown" for the next several weeks, and she's not coming out until her next album is finished.
If that's what it takes to get new music out of her, it means that no matter how nicely you ask, we'll tell you Adele cannot come out and play. Now shoo.
Tara Reid Reportedly Demands a Retail Discount, Is Denied, and Then Throws a Hissy Fit
Tara Reid spent her second weekend at Coachella allegedly demanding discounts at clothing stores, not being recognized and then getting kicked out of said retail establishments for throwing drunken tantrums.
Adam Lambert Bests Taylor Swift, PSY + Kesha to be Named China’s Favorite Int’l Artist [VIDEO]
Adam Lambert picked up the Favorite International Artist Award at the 2013 Chinese Music Awards in Macao yesterday, April 18, beating out Kesha, PSY and Taylor Swift to land the honor.
The South Florida Gay News Writes a Scathing Editorial About Adam Lambert
Next month, singer Adam Lambert is set to receive an award from GLAAD for promoting equality. However, not everyone in the gay community is all that excited about it -- particularly the South Florida Gay News, which published a scathing editorial today about how an award is the last thing Lambert deserves.
Drake’s Savvy Plan to End His Feud With Chris Brown: Insult Him + Bring Up Rihanna [AUDIO]
Drake is trying to end his feud with Chris Brown -- by calling him insecure and talking about stealing Rihanna away.
Good plan, bro.
Katy Perry Was Dropped By a Company That Thinks People Just Aren’t That Into Her Anymore
Singer Katy Perry is known in part for her ever-evolving hairstyles, but that wasn't enough to extend her contact with the British hair care company ghd, which dropped the pop star as its spokesperson.
The reason? According to ghd, she's just not as popular as she used to be.
Ouch. That must burn like the worst curling iron mishap.
Jimmy Kimmel Takes David Hasselhoff Hostage in Exchange for Justin Bieber’s Monkey [VIDEO]
Earlier in the week, Jimmy Kimmel gave the German government an ultimatum: Return Justin Bieber's quarantined monkey, or German fascination David Hasselhoff would meet his maker.
But regardless of his (and Kid Rock's) threats to "off the Hoff," Kimmel still hadn't heard anything from Deutschland as the deadline approached.
Lindsay Lohan Wants the Kind of Rehab That Will Let Her Bring Drugs With Her
Back on March 18, Lindsay Lohan finally took a plea deal for a lockdown rehab facility in her lying to the cops case. But she had one condition: She wanted permission to take Adderall while she's drying out.
Prince Could Testify in Michael Jackson’s Wrongful Death Suit
Prince never worked with or knew Michael Jackson, but he may still testify against the tour promoter who both hired and was supposed to supervise Michael's doctor, Conrad Murray, because that's how the American justice system works.
Celebrate April Fool’s Day With the Best Celebrity Pranks Ever
April Fool's Day is today, and what better way to celebrate the day that it's totally cool to wrap a toilet in cellophane than to go through some of the best celebrity pranks throughout the ages?
Of course, by "ages," we mean anything within the new millennium.